Earlier today my good friend Sue chastised me for saying something bad about myself. “Words are powerful, man!”

I agree, and therefore I have a few choice words for the weekend.

I am going to win the Powerball this weekend.

I am also going to receive all of my back child support.

I am going to have some stellar sex all weekend long.

I am also going to reach my goal weight. Without exercising.

This weekend, it is going to get ridiculously warm and stay that way.

My child is going to have straight As on his next report card, and on every report card hereafter.

My mother is no longer going to criticize me.

My hair is going to turn a lustrous shade of platinum blonde with no effort required on my part.

The government is not stupid and wrong.

Yes, folks, words are powerful. Enjoy some weekend affirmations of your own.

Happy Friday.

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