May 28th, 2010 | Author: trancejen
SO. I’m stoned. Stoned out of my fucking mind. The doctor increased my Topamax and TRIPLED my Neurontin, and man, I am feeling the love, if you get my drift.
Yesterday, I sat around the house staring at walls. It was more interesting than you’d have thought. Walls, they can be fascinating on the right drugs. They can be downright scintillating.
I have nothing of merit to say, but in the interest of getting some comments flowing and also in the interest of giving me something to write about next week, I thought I would open the floor for some questions. Do you have any? I will answer them, in exhaustive detail and as humorously as possible.
Hit me up in the comments, kids. It’s a proven fact that people who comment have more orgasms.
It’s true.
Happy Memorial Day Weekend.
Of all the nights you went out to clubs and danced your fool head off, what’s the single-best night out you can remember having?
So if I comment I get an orgasm? I’m down with that. What is life going to be like in the new place? Will you have your own basement or will you be allowed up in the house this time? Will the Jman have to change schools? Will you miss the neighbor with the caddy? Will you miss the kid from down the street? What will you leave him as a going away present? Will you start a rumor that your basement is haunted and there are several bodies buried down there? There you go, want my orgasm now. Send Bruce Springsteen.
LMAO…
Ooh! I want to hear about The Shit! How did you meet him? When you found out you were pregnant, were you guys still together? What does he do now? Does the J-Man have contact with him? Oh, and I also wanna know: have you ever found anyone else who seems to have the same FuckBrain as you do? If so, what is their story, and has it helped you any?
xoxo
When you are not stoned:
Is Obama being unfairly criticized for not acting properly concerning the BP oil spill?
Should Governor Quinn have the power to appoint trustees to McCormick Place?
When you are stoned:
When you stare at a candle flame long enough, can you make the flame flicker in any direction you want by force of will?
If everyone were blind, would there still be color?
I’m with Kate. I wanna hear about The Shit.
I’m with above, I wanna hear about the shit. Also when you broke up, did you do any deserving if slightly childish revenge tactics on him?
Second, as above, will the Jman change schools and are you excited about this as it seems his classmates are jerks?
Q: If you went to my friend Shanna’s crawfish boil today (flown in from Louisiana! On ice and shit!) would you eat them or would you decline based on the fact that you may be trying to cut down on your oil intake?
Q2: What sounds better, Minted Vodka Lemonade or Basil Vodka Lemonade?
Q3: Where can I find a cheap Disney cruise this summer?
Q4: Do you think the lunar landing was a hoax?
I always like hearing people’s answers to “slam book” type questions. Remember those? Ah, memories. What’s your favorite food, drink, book? How about the first concert you went to? Any ridiculous getting drunk w/friends stories? I love those! What kind of fun are you gonna get into this summer? Good luck moving!
I think I might be a skimmer, since I have to ask: When is your official move out day or at least when are you shooting for? Miss you muchly! {{muah}}
An important question: What ever happened to luvabeans?
Yay, questions! I will get to all of these during the upcoming week. Happy Memorial Day weekend!
I will answer the one about Luvabeans right here – she was living in California and going to school, and dating this really cool guy in Hawaii. Last time I spoke to her I think she had plans to move out there. I would love to talk to her but I haven’t really seen her around! I should e-mail her.
Hello Alice in Wonderland a la Dopamax….
So sorry for the increase in the meds that make a smart person like you loopy, when it seems so unnecessary. Damn doctors. RRRRRRRRR I just want them to figure out ONCE AND FOR ALL what is wrong inside your precious head and make it better without any meds at all.
*sigh* Having a shit week myself loverly lady of mine. I only wish you health and happiness. I am now alone in Phoenix, Danny is gone…Goddamnit.
John in Phoenix
Hi John, starting to get used to the med increase a little bit now, but I must be honest and say that I’m enjoying being stonified a little bit…heh… I hope you have a better week this upcoming week. Enjoy some alone time. Where is Danny? Give me a call if you get a chance…
Are you as bummed as I am that they stopped making Reno 911?
Whatever happened to Idiotmilk?
Are you going to republish some of your archives?
i laughed so hard at the one with your cats and the storm.