I went to the eye doctor and was tested.

Out of my good eye, I am seeing 20/25. Out of my “bad” eye, it’s TWENTY FUCKING FIFTY.

I can’t even believe this.

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The doctor was completely shocked and said that this might be one for the books. He performed a visual field test – a test that I consistently have bombed throughout life – and I scored a HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT, both eyes.

BOTH EYES, PEOPLE.

I can’t believe this.

He doesn’t know whether it will stick. At first he said probably not, but after he saw my visual field test results, he said it’s a strong maybe.

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I’ll take that maybe, and I’ll run with it.

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Assuming I don’t pass out for a while, I could totally drive. I am ITCHING to drive. I have not been behind the wheel of a vehicle in TEN YEARS, and man, am I burning for some Lake Shore Drive driving.

All of this is just astonishing. It’s just incredible. Amazing. Fucking awesome.

I feel like I’m on top of the world.

Happy, happy Tuesday.

By the way, if you haven’t send me your address for mix CDs, send it to trancejen@gmail.com

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