So I started the Atkins diet again, hoping to hell that a lack of carbs would shrink me, and lo and behold I have lost nine pounds in five days.
I’ve been eating like a pig and there has been no purging.
I fucking LOVE this.
It was extremely, extremely difficult to start eating massive quantities of meat and cheese and butter without freaking out, but I managed, and now I don’t even have a jumpy stomach after eating BACON.
You know, pure fat? I might as well just down a can of lard, but IT’S WORKING.
I could not be more thrilled. I actually could not be more thrilled with life right now.
I’m going to try to post a link to a song again, and while I’m talking music, the first ten commenters get a mix CD. You can choose between Love, Lust, Manic, Mellow, Dance, and Dark, which is sort of industrial/electronica.
GO.
Oh, and happy Thursday.

Mellow, baby. I could use a little mellowness today. Good for you with the Atkins!
I have been reading your blogs since diaryland, but I have never commented. I am glad you are feeling better. I choose dark. It fits my mood, lately.
ooh, a mix cd. love.
I’m glad to see that you are having such a great day (week)!
And I would loooove a mix cd! A love one, or maybe a manic… I love getting new music!
Excellent!!!!!! That is so cool!
oooh! Mix CDs! I pick mellow
Here’s to lust. I’m glad things are going well for you. Food, my best friend and worst enemy, I understand all too well.
Yay bacon!! All about the Dance, baby.
Bacon rules! I’m so happy that everything is all right in your universe. That’s good stuff to hear in this crap-tastic time we’re all having a hard time with. I hope this happiness and ease stays with you!!!
PS. I’d love a mix CD. I’m all about the mellow.
Glad to hear things are going so well, Jen. Wifelet and I have been reading you since back in Diaryland days (and it’s because of your struggles that she found out she has Basilar Artery Migraines).
If I’m on the list of getting a mix CD (when I was writing this there were nine comments) I’d love one. Manic or Mellow. Doesn’t matter which to me
Aw shucks, number eleven :-p
Bacon! I smell Bacon!
for some reason, I have the beggin strips commercial in my head now :S
I’ve been tooling around with Atkins myself. I’m amazed how much better it is for me than other diets, too. So glad so much is going well. You deserve some breaks!
E-mail me your addresses at trancejen@gmail.com! Thanks!
And Mike, you get a pass.
Oooohhhh…could I get love and lust?!