April 23rd, 2009 | Author: trancejen
I seem to be having a party.
It originally started as “let’s get our kids together and have a game night” and has somehow morphed into a full-fledged party. There will be between five to eleven kids and God knows how many adults.
I’m a little scared. I love to entertain, but entertaining at the mom’s house seems to be fraught with peril.
God forbid one of her Precious Moments figurines should be misplaced an inch.
My mom will be out of the way, since she is spending the night at my stepdad’s, but no doubt her voice will remain.
“Jennnnnny, should you really be drinking beer in front of the kids?”
“Jennnnny, there is PIZZA ON MY CARPET.”
I remain twelve, always and forever.
The not-smoking thing is, well, Not. I’m smoking about a half-pack a day, which is a huge improvement, but since I am concurrently attempting to diet, I have to have SOMETHING to shove in my gaping maw.
God forbid I should go a half an hour without something in there, or who knows what might come out.
In other news, the J-Man is horribly addicted to the internets. It’s probably only a matter of time before he lands here and uncovers all of my deepest, darkest, dirty secrets.
Frightening.
Today I am going to his DARE graduation, where I will probably be told I’m a dirty beer-swilling smoker who doesn’t deserve to draw breath.
I can live with that.
Happy Thursday.
I met a DARE representative trying to raise funds to keep the program going. He was in front of Rite Aid (a drug store). He was nice, polite and after our conversation was finsihed and I was walking away he lit up a cigarette.
Irony at its finest.
Jennnnny!
OMG, that brings back some very funny memories from our HS days. I hope your mom is recovering ok from your recently thrown party, and that you all had fun!